mmollico@umich.edu
I don’t officially like anyone, but there’s this one guy I kind of know who “intrigues me,” let’s say. Basically he’s cute, and he dresses well. From our extremely brief conversations, I’ve also gleaned that he’s smart. Like, really smart. And he seems to be one of those people who’s shy at first but then is really outgoing after you get to know him. Umm OK confession: that analysis may or may not be based on facebook profile info, i.e. travel photos and entertaining comments/links. So I’m kind of a stalker. But yeah. Is this coherent? Probably not. I’m trying to be vague enough so that if he happens to come across this he won’t know I’m talking about him. But then again, if he does see this then he shares my stalker-like tendencies, and we’re meant to be!